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Scene 1.Meet Mark the Spark. He's a real live wire, and he's out on another outrageously priced house call. He's a dab hand at plugging things in, and when you're at work he likes to keep his massive tool in your wives box...Scene 2.Door-to-Door salespeople. Parasites at the best of times. They prey on the Elderly and the insanely bored, selling them things that they will never use. This little lady is always on top of her game though, and knows exactly what your wife needs to get her through the long and lonely day...Scene 3.The noble milky Delivering Milk and children that don't look like their father's since Pony met Trap. With a doff of cap and wink of eye, these lusty fellows give your wife a good seeing to whilst you are busy working to pay off her obscene credit card bill. Ungrateful cow. Mechanics. The craftiest of all trades people. This poor Punter is about to be screwed in more ways than one, because although this greasy girl knows exactly how to handle a tool, she knows absolutely fuck all about cars...Scene 5No one seems to want to be a plumber these days... not surprising really, when you consider that the main stay of their workload involves pipes that transport shit. They are also paid handsomely for their trouble, and sometimes people just can't afford to take the plunge...So, Beware, Beware, Rogue Traders are everywhere. So next time the Electric goes, or your toilet gets blocked, take Relish's advice. Stick your hand down the bog yourself!
